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One day after scrutinizing some of the fungi growing in her kitchen, bianca began to feel a little woozy. As she went to sit down and commune with her flower garden she received a vision direct from her babies. "What is this shit you're feeding us?" they cried. "Peat moss from Canada? Vermiculite from South Carolina? Soil from Virginia? We crave to learn of Chicago!"

After recovering from the initial shock, bianca listened closely to the desires of her children. "Feed us from your own plate" they begged. "Nourish us as you nourish yourself." The babies then transmitted to bianca stuctures, formulas, and libraries of information, most of which vanished directly and completely into bianca's fathomless fact pit. What little bianca remembers from this gibberellin to mind trasmission is recorded here.

"Garbage" sayith the babies, "garbage holds the key to our happiness. Instead of chucking that week-old slop, why don't you throw it into a compost heap and then feed it to us?"

Compost is high in calcium, phosphorous, potassium, magnesium and other things that gardens like very much. The process of composting also releases carbon dioxide into the air, another substance regarded highly by plant life. The following links contain the substance of bianca's knowledge of composting inside and composting outside.

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