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bianca's Pantry
(Hidden Pleasures)
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Before her friends talked her out of it, bianca was sleeping in
her pantry. It's dingy white walls and murky frosted light reminded
her of the pool in which she floated as a child. And, just like the
piranha's of her youth, the mice would come out at night and gnaw lovingly
on her toes. She fed them, and read to them at night, and they guarded her
from all harm.
Unfortunately, her friends would have none of this, and, in a nasty
early-morning coup, built
an indoor compost heap in there. "Screw
this," said bianca, but one look at those cute little worms disuaded her
from disturbing the heap.
So, the pantry quickly became a place for storage. Inside, packed in
between the worms and lonely mice,
you'll find bianca's enormous collection of
duct
tape critters and clothing. bianca also discovered that most people
were no longer willing to even come near the pantry, so she decided to store
all of her embarrassing records there.
Look at these vinyl abominations if you must, and if you want to dump
some albums of your own off, please do!
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