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Yes, we all have them. Those somewhat warped wafers of dead dinosaur that sit in musty cartons pretending to be potentially useful. But are they? Are they really? Maybe by reaching consensus we can help each other to rid ourselves of these weighty disks of hardened petro. Do us all a favor and post YOUR Most Embarrassing Records!!
I was iceskating w/ my BF and friends and while I was skating, I felt a big poop comming. I tried to skate to the bathroom but they wouldn't let me out because I had rentals on and they said I had to take em' off on the ice so I wouldn't ruin the skates. As I was taking em' off, it fell out. It plopped onto the ice, everyone started laughing. As I started to cry, diarea came out of my butt and it was all over the ice. They called my mom to pick me and and bring me new clothes.
When I was 17, I was at my grandma's house and because I have a diarea and poop problem, i was wearing diapers. My grandma invited her friends over and they were pinching my cheeks and making me sit on their laps. My grandma told them that I had a diaper on and asked them to check to see if it was full, wich it was. One lady, grabbed me and took me to the bathroom and changed me. I couldn't stop farting and pooping. The lady took me for a walk and said "You have hot dipey's, let them cool down." So we went on a walk and I saw a guy from school, the lady all of a sudden said alloud "Did you do a big doodle?" and I said "huh?" and she yelled "I said did you do a big poopie in your diapers sweety?" and I said "no" and she lifted up my skirt and checked my diapers and said "Oh, yes, thats a big ol' poopie, your butt is caked". I ran to my grandma's and hid for the rest of the day.
I went home with this totally hot guy after our first date and peed my pants in his new car...I drank a bit too much trying to impress him!! He was soooo sweet though, and after I dried his seat I made it up to him with some good oral sex - he was so BIG I almost wet my pants again, but I was a big "girl" and held on:))
i had to pee
Agaddoo
i was walking though the store when i walked past the diaper ale with my mom then my mom turned around and went down the diaper ale and said i wonder wat u would look like in a diaper and grabed a bag and went to the check out lane and gave the money then when she was done she yelled at me to come then she forced me in the girls bathroom and there was a girl i new in there and my mom put me in a diaper and she watched my mom made me stay in it till i pooped in it so we went home and in the car i pooped and it smelled the girl still says my dick is big that was embaressing
I was giving our dog a good seeing to when my preist came in , just walked right into my house like that. I hit him and knocked him out , so I was fucking his arse , when I saw his shit on my cock , THEN i had the thought :
Holy SHIT
thats what it was , on my cock , holy shit !
get it ?
ha ha ha
the preist didnt think it was funny either... abrstard made me do pennance for months......
fucking catholics...
now that can be fun!
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I fucked up the forum last night. I was trying to block
all references to SPEW. In my haste, I blocked everyone.
What a collosal douchebag I was.
Anyone who mentions SPEW in any shape or form is a limp pee pee.
pbbbbbtttttthhh!!!
Stroker...why do I still allow Stroker to post in my forum?
Strokers only reason for existing is...to pry that Mike Hedrick's stump will one, day fit inside of Strokers Arsehole.
Until then all Stroker does is beg me to remove the ban on Mike.
Bwahahahahahahahahah!
Whatever. LMAO
I run this forum called the Mental Ward. Well, I tried to ban this guy named
Spew by blocking all references to him and his name. He had posted
IP numbers of some asshole in my forum and I was mad. I don't care if
dickweeds post filth and stupid shit, but posting IP numbers really
gets me hopping.
Anyway, I fucked up and shut down the whole forum. The Gremlins had
to come in and save my ass. It was embarassing. That fuck Spew is probably
laughing his ass off at me. It's soooooooo embarassing. Feh!
It was april fools day and i went to sleep and woke up only to find my dad had striped me and shaved off my hairs and stuck me in my front garden!!
It was april fools day and i went to sleep and woke up only to find my dad had striped me and shaved off my hairs and stuck me in my front garden!!
It was april fools day and i went to sleep and woke up only to find my dad had striped me and shaved off my hairs and stuck me in my front garden!!
i was at my aunts house (im a boy) and i was sleeping over. my aunt pulled down my pants and panties and she put a diaper on me. "now while we eat supper i want you to poop and peepee in theese." she told me. i tried but couldnt and she took me to a changing talbe and said "knaiughty baby!" so she put a suposatory up my butt and poured medicine into my genitals and sent me to a crib but first shaved me and took my bra off. whill i was sleeping i felt uncomfortable and when i woke up there was pee and poop in my diaper.my aunt took me to the table and changed me and said "you have to get used to enemas and supposatorys and medicine!"and she dressed me up as a girl and all my buds came over and while they were ther i pooped and peed and my aunt changed me in front of them and then gave me an enima!
My air conditioning didnt work so I was naked in the house.The mail came, and its only at the front door so thought no one would see me going outside to get it, so I did but I forgot that my front door locks by itself so Iwas outside naked, the police came by and I got in trouble for being exposed.So they drove me somewhere where I can think of what I've done.Since I did this the police brought a news caster and he took a picture of me.I was on the front page of the news paper.
Once, I was in my mansion,and decided to go out for a stroll. Well, this hot dude was right outside, and I smiled at him. But a second later, he reached out and pulled my top right off! I yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!!!!!" That scared him off a little, but he continued anyway. After he finished fucking me, he said"I hope that little brat who owns the mansion saw that. That'll teach her!" Suddenly, I recognized him as my gardener, who I'd fired a month ago! He started rattling on and on about what a bitch I was.
When I finally said, " Um...Just to let you know I'm Miss ________ That, um..., owns the mansion..." He turned bright red apoligized a million times, then kept on saying that he didn't mean what he'd said.
Well, since he said he'd do anything to repay me for raping me, I made him my personal slave for the rest of the year.
Once I was at the Royal Canadian Mint, and then I REALLY needed to pee, so I was just standing there, trying to hold it all in, when I let out this HUGE fart and started wetting myself. It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day I was with my friend at the mall. We were walking into a store and i had to pee so badly. I could not hold it in so i peed all over the store flour.
I was on the uneven bars doing my exercises this one day at practice, when I accidently FARTED all the through the entire exercise. It was kind of embarrassing, but at least It didn't just happen to me. Some other girls let off some gas when they were on the bars too.
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I was fucking this chick and I had taken six Kong. After about two and a half hours it was time to cum. I was hitting that pussy real hard and when I came, I blew her head off. I was so embarrassed. http://www.igotwood.com
GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!
GLACIERS ARE FALLING APART!
THE SOLAR-HEAT CURRENTS ARE BLOCKING OFF!
WARN EVERYBODY! THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR!
i was at my frends house an i was babysting his litter steror an she ware pullup so i pee my pants and that she put me in a pull up
u c i have a little problem i can't control my self and my friends laughed at me and when i was 9 i slept over at a friends house 4 2in a half weeks and i had an accident in the bed when i woke up i saw it and when her mom saw it she said u want 2 act like a baby fine the whole time your here we r going 2 treat u like a baby the whole time your here these r the rules u can't do any thing yourself u can only crawl she said o ya and u can't use the bathroom and can't tell anybody she said one of us will change u no one else can so day one began by getting the diapers and the essentials and if i did do something myself i would have 2 stay in that diaper the whole day and nite and they took so many pic of me they were going 2 ruin me but they woudn't on 1 condition if i stay there each weekend and i could only tell my parents that they want me 2 stay 4 the weekend this still is going on know email me if u want more
Being caught by my sister inside a large, sealed plastic bag in self bondage whilst wearing her underwear
i went to sleep early at a boy girl sleepover, o was on the small bed luky for me my crush was there so rite befor i went to sleep they were playing truth or dare
nate(my crush) asaid he liked me, i heard thet beacause i was not really alseep at the time then i m asuming he got dared to sleep in bed with me cuz wen i woke up ther he was
i was sleeping on my friends brand new couch and i woke up at about 3:30 i was so tired so i went bak to sleep. wen i woke up the couch and me were drenched eeeeeew!
i m 18 and i was sleeping with my bf he woke me up and said i peeed all over him and i did not belive him but i felt my pant s and they wer soked
i was tryin to have sex with my girl friend denise but my dick was to small to get passed her bush (hairy pussy)
At 17 had bad diarea in a Macdonalds...Sat with My Sister, the chair was like a pool, then it spilled to the floor. Luckily no school mates around, being My home town. Worst was the stand up, My trainers squelshed with wet poo....
At 17 had bad diarea in a Macdonalds...Sat with My Sister, the chair was like a pool, then it spilled to the floor. Luckily no school mates around, being My home town. Worst was the stand up, My trainers squelshed with wet poo....
I accidentally misprinted a price at my shop. Then someone sued me. It really freakin' sucked.
I was at home and using a dildo, decided to stick it in my ass. I got on all fours and was so into it that I didn't see my roommate standing in the door with a camera phone...nuff said
when i was 6 i had to pee at night but my sister was in the bathroom taking a shower and i fell asleep. when i woke up i was in a diaper b/c my mom saw the bed was wet and put me in a diaper. now im 12 and i still have to wear diapers.
ok im 12 and i wet the bed, my pants, and poop my pants. i cant help it!! :-(
Every record that Hall & Oates made.
H20, BigBamBoom, Live at the Appollo
I pooped green slime and my grandfather ate it. He said it tasted like chicken and chocolate that have been sitting out in the sun for a couple of hours on a rainy day when it was warm and humid outside. Oh yeah, I stopped eating whatever I ate last night and my poop is back to normal.
1 am 14 and i love to poo but i dont have any diapers to do it in and i dont wanna ask cuz i dont want my mom to make fun of me or something like that so if any one can haelp me im me The unreal05 thx
1 am 14 and i love to poo but i dont have any diapers to do it in and i dont wanna ask cuz i dont want my mom to make fun of me or something like that so if any one can haelp me im me The unreal05 thx
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once i was at a friends house and had to poop (im 14) but the bathroom was alredy taken so i couldent hold it in and it came out when i got home my mom made me wear diapers and wouldent let me go to the bathroom so i hade to go in the diaper and this is still going on
i was sitting in the locker room and even though im a guy we have to go to the girls locker room along with some other guys at the start of class so our teacher can take record that were here. anyways, i stood up and said balls and then my genitals fell off and a girl next to me ate them and i was all like dude you stole my syran wrap and she was all like i got you balls now and then a rhino came in and sang the national anthem and bit the teachers head off and i pooped on my dads face and he was all like dude how the fuck did i get in this retarded story and i was like potatos!
I was in my dorm room and totally horny. I got this idea from looking at a website and so grabbed a bottle and totally was fucking it, stupid me forgot to lock the door and my two dorm mates and some other girl come barging in. There I am bottle stuffed up my pussy sitting on a chair with everyone staring at me. I had to move out of the dorms after that.
i was at school one day and i like this boy named kevin docherty and i fell on him and kissed him and my pants wripped and my underwear too
instant message me about this at adaladen104
im 16 this happend last week i was having my friends over and my sister has a little potty my friends where here and i had to pee/poop and my brother was taking a shower i was almost going in my pants. i decided that i would go in my sisters potty i missed
i was 15 and im still 15. i was riding my bike to my boyfriends house and i came to a red light and people were telling me to go and i felt a big poop/pee coming and i was crossing and it slipped out of my brand new sparkled jeans and on to my bike wheels when the wheels turned it would go onto the sidewalk my "boyfriend" saw me with his other girl friend i was embarrassed two ways
i piss in daipers
i poop in my panties and went to PE. By the way im in junior high.i started t
o pee in my panties. i also got rape by my crush Daniel.
i poop in my panties and went to PE. By the way im in junior high.i started ro pee in my panties. i also got rape by my crush Daniel.
I was asleep with my girlfriend. I awoke to a very wet bed. She said I needed diapers, so I went and got them. I wore them the next night, and she called me a baby and left me. I was so embarrassed, because she told everyone that I need diapers at night just like a baby.
I went to school in nothing but my shirt and my diaper.
when i went to my house for a sleepover and i wear diapers because i have a week blader. no one there knew i wore diapers. i took my firend to anther room to show him i wor diapers well someone saw my diaper but did not tell just then
when we played truth or dare the kid dared me to pull down my pantes I did and everyone laugh at me then two of them grabed me and striped me to just my diaper and took me out side and took pictures of me. To make things worce when I went back in the house they started treating me like a baby by feding me, spanking me without my diaper on, changing me, and bottleing me
i love to poop my panties
does this still work
Once when I was 5 I was at my aunts house she got mad at me and said if I wanted to act like a baby,she'd make me a baby.She went to her 2 year old sons room and got diaper,plasticpants,powder,and more stuff.She laid me down and and said this is to help you be a baby. She then diapered me and put me in her sons playpen and went and got a bottle and filled it up with milk and gave it to me and then turned on the t.v. and she laid down on the couch and told me to be quiet.In 2 hours I had pooped in my diaper,my aunt called me her big baby and made me stay in the diaper all day.
one day i needed the loo at my grandmas but i had been grounded for grafitiing the store. my nana made me take of all my clothes off and turned me around. then she said i had 2 hold my runny bm and gushing pee for 3 hours or shed cane me (she used 2 be a teacher and still has the cane). of course i couldn't hold it and her friends were there. they wiped my ass and made me clean the mess i made on the white rug. then they all gave me six of the best each and there was 15 of them. nana then spanked me and made me stand facing the corner for 72 hours. i was only allowed 2 have bread and water which gave diarrhea. oops i justed had a messy bm so here we go again.
At 9 did a sleep over with another boy from school at his parents house. All was ok, I was in sleeping bag on floor but getting cold so asked if I could share his bed,He said yes...At about 4 am I awoke desperate for a wee, I was scared to awake him so held it.
After an hour I felt myself wetting the bed and my friend too.
I lay there until 9 ish until he awoke, I told him I wet myself and his bed. He was ok about it and we told his mum who changed the bed but seemed abit quiet...
At 15 on the school bus home had real bad gushing Diarea in My school clothes/pants/uniform as I sat with my mates around me.
The noise and smell was so bad they knew and called me, I denied it saying It's not me, I haven't done it.....I began to cry and was red in the face, worst of all I had to stand to get off the bus first.....
Oh God! Where will I start? Okay, Now I will tell you all. I was at the gym on that day. My teacher suggest to teach all of the class about stretch. I guess he was trying to teach the class. My gymshorts were kind of big on me around my waist and I didn't even wear anything underneathe the shorts. When I thrust my arms up over my head, my gymshorts dropped down to the floor around my ankles! I was too horrified exposed my lower point of my body and my butt with my shorts down around my ankles. I bend down to pull them up and run out of the gym fast as I can. Flashing and mooning can bring me nightmare of that day make me such a laughingstock - don't you all agree?
I got kept for detention at school and the principal and a teacher fucked me in the ass and made me suck their dicks.
About a month agao one of my cousins got married and tons of family came into town for the wedding. My aunt & uncle and 2 cousins stayed with us and I had to share my bedroom with my cousin Catie.
This was bad because I'm 13 and I wet the bed, so I wear diapers at night. Catie, who's 10, didn't. That was really embarassing, as you can imagine.
It gets worse 'cuz my Mom's too cheap to get me Goodnights or anything like that. I have to wear those depends adult diapers and lay down so she can put them on me. Catie was fascinated by this and insisted on watching each night. She'd ask my mom questions like "do you have to change her" (She did change me one night and Catie woke up and watched.) and
"Why are you putting Noxema on her butt?"
"It's so Megan doesn't get diaper rash?"
I had to endure all this, PLUS I heard my other cousin, Brian, talk about me wearing diapers with other relatives who were visiting. He's 5 and wets the bed too, but he wore pullups. One night I heard him saying to soemone: "Megan wears DIAPERS, but I don't!" I wanted to kill him, the little brat.
Then the last straw was the day of the wedding. I was a flower girl. Just as I got out of the shower and was ready to get dressed, my mom comes into my room, grabs a diaper, and tells me to lay down! I never wet in the day, but she insisted. There were 6 of us as flower girls, and 2 of the younger kids, who were 6 and 8, also had on diapers or pullups. I guess the parents were worried that we'd have to go during the ceremony, and we had to stand still up by the front with the bride & groom.
We just got the wedding pictures back and I'm beet-red in all of them. That was definately the most embarassing 3 days of my life.
I was in a mixed sports class and we were playing soccer (i'm pretty good for a girl!) and I accidentally fell and grabbed another girl's shorts and underwear which came all the way down with me, leaving her completely naked from the waistdown! All the guys were shocked and laughed and the girl was totally shocked and froze. Then she screamed and ran out of the hall to the locker rooms. After the class I went back to the locker room to say sorry but the girl had taken all my clothes! Suddenly her and her girl friends came towards me and stripped me completely naked and pushed me into the guy's locker room! They held the door shut so I was stuck there too (I did get some quick looks at some of the guy's dicks though!) That has to be the most embarrassing ever!?
I was 10, I was staying with my aunt and we were on our way to her house. I drank to much when we were at the fair and I had to go potty. so I wet my panties. My aunt was really angry. when I got home she put me over her knee and gave me an over the knee spanking with her hairbrush that she threatened to use on me earlier if I was naughty. she spanked me for ten minutes. Then she got a big diaper and put me in it. and I had to wet in it and I was traeted just Like a baby for months
hey any girls in here who have been forced to wear diapers and would like to tell their story to me Email me i cant IM stupid computer!
I was staying after school one day to help my teacher. At around 2:30 I noticed that I kinda had to pee, but decided I could hold it until I got home. Well, by 3:00 I decided I was going to wet myself if I waited any longer so I excused myself and ran to the bathroom. Unfortunately for me, the girl's bathroom was being cleaned, so it was locked. I had to use the boy's bathroom or I would pee my pants. So I went into the bathroom ran to the stall and was shocked to see that the only stall in the bathroom was broken (the toilet had been ripped off). So I had to use the urinal. Being a girl this was EXTREMELY difficult. I figured out that if I totally removed my shorts and panties (I was wearing nothing below my shirt) and squated on the top of the urinal, I could make pee without getting myself all wet. So I start peeing when this guy walks in on me! I screamed and fell off the urinal onto the floor. I was mortified.
This boy I liked had kept asking me to come to his house for a coed sleepover. I had begged my parents for months to let me go and finalyy they said yes. When I got to his house I was surprised to find I was the only girl (there were like 5 guys). During the night, they carried me to the bathtub, stripped me naked and started peeing all over me. One of them even took a crap. I was mad at first, but it was kinda funny.
I'm a huge surfer chick! One day when I was surfing I suddenly felt the need to crap. It was a very crowded beach with hundreds of people so the line for the port-o-potty was way too long. So I decided to go way out into the ocean where nobody could see me to take a shit. I was wearing a wet suit, so I had to take it off and get totally naked in order to poo. So I take it off and start to relieve myself when this HUGE wave comes and drags me back to shore. So I'm there buck naked on the beach in front of hundreds of people with a crap hanging out my ass! It was so humiliating. Even though some of the guys told me I had a great rack.
I was at school sitting in class when i pooped in my pants.They called my mom who came and picked me up,when we got home she told me that if wanted to act like a baby that she would treat me like one, and she put diapers and plastic pants on me and treated me like a baby for two. I have never been so embarrast in my life.
I was in my room and my girlfriend samantha was about to blow me and she unzipped my pants and i let the biggest one roar (i farted, not on purpuse) it sucked
I just got out of college and I'm a high school Gym teacher. It's rough because it's my first year teaching and i always feel like the students will be judging me, and in my 2nd week i didn't make it any easier for myself. I had to take my class out to the fields to do fitness tests with running, and it had rained the night before and the only useable field was the one furthest from the school. I took the students out there, and about 5 minutes after we started I REALLY had to take a shit! there were still more than 50 minutes left in the period, and we were so far from the school, and plus i'm the teacher, there was no way i could leave to go to the bathroom. I just took a deep breath and started holding on! i sat on the bleachers and pretended to be writing in the book, so i could just stay still and hold in my shit. about 20 minutes into class i could hardly keep from shitting my pants, so i made up an excuse about having to get some forms from my office and told the class i was going to take roll again when i got back to make sure no one snuck away. i got up and started the long journey back to the building, but it was hard not to walk without making it obvious that i was trying not to shit myself, and i heard some smartass guy in teh class say "her forms must be in the toilet." as if that didn't make it embarrassing enough, i obviously wound up shitting my pants on the way back to the school. it's one thing to shit your pants at school as a kid, but it's a whole other thing to shit your pants at school when you're the teacher..
I was at a sleep over with 3 of my friends when i was 15, and i woke up in the middle of the night having to pee. i went into the bathroom and pulled my pajamas down and sat on the toilet to pee...and i did..but i didn't realize until i was about halfway through that i forgot to pull my undies down cuz i was so tired! i totally peed my underwear and there was nothing i could do about it.. it was only around 3 and i figured we wouldn't get up until around 10 or 11, so i just pulled my pajamas back up over my wet underwear and went back to bed..well, it didn't work. my underwear just soaked through ahd made the butt of my pajamas all wet and made a wet spot on the bed, so it was even more embarrassing because they thought i wet the bed!!
I was walking throuth the mall downtown a couple weeks age and i felt the felling i was about to poop my self. i ran twards the bathromm and the damn thing was locked i ended up shiting my self in public
i am 16 year old female --i was sitin with my friends in their room and we were just talking when i feltthat i needed to poop. i told my friends i had to go to the bathroom. they were just foolin around and held me their. my poop was pushing realy hard on my butt. it started to slid out into my panties. i tried to hold it then i just let it all go. this actualy didnt bother me and my friends sorta liked it.i want someone to email me that likes to poop their panties so i can talk to them about it pleas email me. raison321123@hotmail.com
I stayed at my Grandma's house for one year when my parents were on a trip. I was 17 and she treated me like a baby. She even put me in a diaper with plastic pants that had a key lock so I couldn't take it off. I had to poop and pee in it. She had me eat in a highchair and sleep in a crib. She took me for walks in a stroller and had me ride in a car seat. She had her friends over and they treated me like a baby too. One of them even put me on the changing table and changed me after I had pooped my diaper. She wiped my ass like a real baby. Once my Grandma left for the day and left me in the oversized crib. I couldn’t get out and ended up pooping my diaper twice and peeing my diaper 8 or 9 times. When she finally got back she spanked me over her knee for pooping my diaper. All the poop smeared on my ass and she made me sleep the night in my soiled diaper.